A little Weather Humor

60 degrees -         Californians put their sweaters on.
50 degrees -         Miami residents turn on the heat.
45 degrees -         Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.
40 degrees -         You can see your breath
                     Californians shiver uncontrollably
                     Minnesotans go swimming.
35 degrees -         Italian cars won't start.
32 degrees -         Water freezes.
30 degrees -         You plan your vacation in Australia.
25 degrees -         Ohio water freezes
                     Californians weep pitiably
                     Canadians go swimming.
20 degrees -         Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
                     New York City water freezes
                     Miami residents plan vacation farther
                     south.
15 degrees -         French cars don't start
                     The cat insists on sleeping in your bed
                     with you.
10 degrees -         You need jumper cables to get the car going.
5 degrees -          American cars don't start.
0 degrees -          Alaskans put on T-shirts.
-10 degrees -        German cars won't start
                     Eyes freeze shut when you step outside.
-15 degrees -        You can cut your breath and use it to build 
		     an igloo
                     Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
                     Miami residents cease to exist.
-20 degrees -        Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
                     Politicians actually do something about
                     the homeless
                     Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
                     Japanese cars don't start.
-25 degrees -        Too cold to think
                     You need jumper cables to get the driver
                     going.
-30 degrees -        You plan a two week hot bath
                     Swedish cars don't start.
-40 degrees -        Californians disappear
                     Minnesotans button top button
                     Canadians put on sweater
                     Your car helps you plan your trip South.
-50 degrees -        Congressional hot air freezes
                     Alaskans close bathroom window.
-80 degrees -        Polar bears move south
                     Green Bay Packers fans order hot cocoa at
                     the game.
-90 degrees -        Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-100 degrees -       Hell freezes over and Clinton actually tells 
		     the truth