You Might be a YOOPER if...


..your wife's Lady Remington is a 30-06...

..a trip to the islands means Mackinac...

..nothing in your living room clashes with your stuffed moose head...                              

..your wife's new fur coat came from animals you trapped yourself...

..you think the sign in every bar that says "NO MINORS SERVED" is 
  occupationally biased...

..you think that "poached eggs" means they were stolen from your neighbors 
  chickens...

..you saw a sign that said "Drink Canada Dry" and you've been trying ever since...

..you think working at McDonalds means making the big bucks...

..you view working the drive through window as an important career advancement...

..your best clothes are reversible, Blaze Orange to Camouflage...

..you think that "The straits of Mackinac" refers to the heterosexual population 
  on the island...

..you are on a first name basis with the clerk at the Michigan unemployment office...

..you install your snow tires in September...

..going south for the winter means Escanaba...

..you think the phrase "To open a can of worms" means we're going fishing...

..being a "Red Wing fan" means you like their new line of hiking boots...

..you watched the "Ricki Lake Show" because you thought it was about fishing...                                                                                      
..you consider Velcro to be high tech...

..you only know Ted Nugent for his archery equipment...

..your telephone number has 3 digits...or less...

..you think that a 6 pack of Strohs, a bag of Dorito's, salsa and bean dip cover 4 
of the 7 basic food groups...

..you didn't go see the movie Malcom X because you missed  Malcom I through IX...

..you can ice fish 9 months of the year...

..you think the sign saying "FINE FOR PARKING" means this is a really good 
  spot to leave the car...

..you consider Membership in the Michigan Militia as a viable military career...

..your Jr. High School has a mandatory class titled:  "Chainsaw Operation and Repair"...

..when sent for a jack, you bring back a fifth of Lynchburg Tennessee's finest...

..your summer shirts are plaid wool (same as your winter shirts)...

..your mosquito repellent doubles as your aftershave...

..your ice fishing shanty is better furnished than your house...

..indoor plumbing is something you want to have someday...

..you use 4 sheep to mow your lawn...

..your local bowling alley has 6 lanes so there's no waiting...

..people admiring your earthtone carpet suddenly realize it really is the earth...

..the local record store still has brand new 8 track tapes for sale...

..you think a Laundromat is something soft to kneel on when you wash your 
  clothes in the creek...

..the local doctor is also the veterinarian, auto mechanic....and school bus driver...

..all the available radio stations can be preset on the car radio's 6 buttons---3 times!