YOOPER MEDICAL DICTIONARY
     
	ARTERY:  Study of paintings
	BACTERIA:  Back door to a cafeteria
	BARIUM:  What doctors do when treatment fails 
	BOWEL:  Letter like A, E, I, O, and U 
	CESAREAN SECTION:  A district in Rome
	CAT SCAN:  Search for kitty
	CAUTERIZE:  Made eye contact with her 
	COLIC:  Sheep dog
	CONGENITAL:  Friendly
	D&C:  Where Washington is
	DILATE:  To live long
	ENEMA:  Not a friend
	FESTER:  Quicker
	FIBULA:  A small lie
	G.I. SERIES:  Soldier's ball game
	IMPOTENT:  Distinguished, well known 
	LABOR PAIN:  Getting hurt at work
	NITRATE:  Cheaper than the day rate
	OUTPATIENT:  Person who has fainted
	POSTOPERATIVE:  Letter carrier
	PROSTATE:  Flat on your back
	RECOVERY ROOM:  Place to do upholstery 
	RHEUMATIC:  Amorous
	SECRETION:  Hiding something
	SEIZURE:  Roman emperor
	TABLET:  Small table
	TERMINAL ILLNESS:  Getting sick at the airport 
	TIBIA:  Country in North Africa
	TUMOR:  More than one
	VARICOSE:  Near by
	VEIN:  Conceited